My name is Arianna, I'm 17, and I live in Chicago. I think I'm really funny, so there you go.

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

fullmetal-dipshit:

i love the trend where people name their kids after things they can’t afford like “mercedes”, “chanel”, “bentley” etc because in a few years we gonna have a lotta infants named shit like “a college degree” and “rent”

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