My name is Arianna, I'm 17, and I live in Chicago. I think I'm really funny, so there you go.


*picture of a vagina and a butthole* “buy these socks” -an ad by american apparel


Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit


My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

i recommend the creme brulee


i recommend you go away