My name is Arianna, I'm 17, and I live in Chicago. I think I'm funny, enjoy!

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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