My name is Arianna, I'm 17, and I live in Chicago. I think I'm really funny, so there you go.

rip-homegirl:

*picture of a vagina and a butthole* “buy these socks” -an ad by american apparel

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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